My Horoscope...I knew I should've shaved my legs ;)

[amoonchilde]

Cancer
Since when are you such a larger-than-life, circus-styled exhibitionist? While being thrust into the limelight may not usually agree with your private, retiring nature, things are different this time. Events take another turn. A unique opportunity presents itself. As long as you're here, you can mold this landscape into a comfortable fit. You might even become so absorbed by your project that you'll forget about all the eyes watching you. Even so, it would be best to open a special gift in a private setting. You don't want to embarrass anyone with the quality of your thanks.

Oooookay...I'm supposedly going to be doing naked circus tricks, while thrusting and molding, and being watched? (Well, the hubby will probably be very happy). There's also going to be a unique opportunity, and the best part I'm supposed to get a special gift. Squeeeee! I'm hoping it's Spike!